I've got to do it, he thought, I've got to make them think Operation Enduring Digitarti is essential for their security. I've got to convince the American public and the world we'll never be safe unless my plans are carried out.
"I know!" he shouted, a revelation coming to him as if a dream, "I'll fly an airplane into a building! They'll pay attention to me then!"
But alas, he didn't know how to fly an airplane and couldn't pass the physical exam to get into aviation school.