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Entry 933

The time has come to face the facts: Operation Enduring Digitarti has been a dismal failing. Not one publisher has taken interest in his works, publicity stunts have yielded little more than hyperlinks and the girl... He never gets the girl.

Time to give up his quest? Perhaps, but never let it be said that sanity stood in his way so armed with boring accounts of his work and a new secret identity he plots the take over of the literary world while others look on in disbelief and dismay.

Stay tuned for the worst plot you've never read.